Aight. I did say i was gonna tell a story bout seattle. 2parts. Part 1. After we chilled on the block for a min, meband crew went to my boys house for kool aid and sugar sammiches. We are insanely loaded. So we sit down and family feud is on. Now i didnt notice his gma was in the corner. First question: we asked 100 men, what is your favorite flavor of edible panties? I stood up and said pussy. Im all high-fiving my homies. Pussaaaaaaaay!!!! Yum yum yum yum! There was a white man and a black woman up. He hits the buzzer first. He just stares at her for a second, and the buzzer goes off. Steve harvey asks if he had an answer, he looks at her and says chocolate. I started dying. He was tryna throw his hat in the ring. So steve says why? Dude said all he ever dated was black woman. Now steve gets it. So the game goes on. Cherry, grape, all these flavors started poppin up. Im still thinking pussy is up there. So i keep saying coookies! COOOOKIES! My homie keep looking at me, like shut up! But i keep going. I said personally, i like it all natural, caveman stautus. When you are a pro, you dont need whip cream and all that. As long as it smells like johnson and johnson, im good now his momma comes in. Who in the hell is being all nasty? I said me. She looked and said tommy you nasty. I said yes. Yes i am. Guilty. Guilty as charged. We havent even started talking about the booty. That is a whole nother subject. Now the last answer on the board. I think it was the father. He put his head down and said vagina. I said yessir! I knew i couldnt be the only one. Well we was both wrong. The last answer was mocha......mocha. where did they ask these 100 men? The family, the crowd, even steve was quiet. Like a moment of silence. Steve said who wants coffee and.....nevermind. Steve, we are wondering the same thing. Who wants starbucks and pussy. Im trying to relate. Is their caffine in them? Then i will understand. After you eat the draws and about to eat her, you get that boost of energy. Then you dive in head first like sonic the hedgehog. Butt mocha? Ew. After i said this someone says sit down. I turn, its his gma. She says let teach you young men something. She pulls out the biggest bible, pages falling out. I turn and grab my homie and said why didnt you tell me she rolls like this man? He said i tried to tell you. She is a bible thumper. She made this krazy name for her church. Like mount calvery missionary baptist rock on the side of the road church of God in christ Jesus of latter day saints. Something like that. After that i looked at her and said your church got a building fund huh. Aint fixed a single doornob since it opened. People i was loaded. She gave me a hard look and i put my head down and said im sorry. Tbc......
Posted on: Mon, 10 Mar 2014 10:00:11 +0000
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