Akpor is a boy who drinks his Boss’ wine with impunity then adds water to cover his tracks. His Boss became suspicious & decided to buy pasties (a French wine that changes colour if you add water;just like dettol). Unaware of this, apkors, drunk the pasties as usual& topped it up with water. Immediately he added water, the pasties became milky & he knew he was in trouble. When the Boss came back & saw the changed pasties, he knew he had nailed apkors. Apkors knowing he was in trouble decided to stay put in the kitchen when his boss came home. The Boss having told his wife what he observed now swung into action.”Apkors!! !”, he called from the sitting room.He answered: “Yes, Boss”. “Who drank my pasties?”. Apkorsdid not answer. The Boss asked again: still no answer.Then the Boss went to the kitchen to meet him there:”Are you insane or what? Why when I call, you say “yes boss” but when I ask you a question you don’t answer me? “Apkors retorted, “hmmm Boss when you are in the kitchen you don’t understand anything at all, except your name”"Is that so?” asked the boss, “Okay, go tothe bar stand beside Madam,while I go into the kitchen; & then, you ask me a question”Apkors accepted. Whenhis boss was in the kitchen he shouts: “Boss”.”Yes, Apkors” Boss answers. Apkors then asks,”Whogoes into the maid’s bedroom when Madam is not at home?” No answer. The boy shouted again:”Boss, I say who sneaks into the maid’s room when Madam is not in the house?” No answer. The Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting”Wonder s shall never cease! Apkors,It is true,when oneis in the kitchen,one does not hear adm mashud
Posted on: Sat, 08 Jun 2013 07:59:33 +0000
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