Akpors and Ochuko were both admitted in a mental hospital after their ganja smoking problem started to affect their reasoning. One day while they were walking past the hospital pool, Ochuko suddenly jumped into the deep end, sank to the bottom and stayed there. Akpors seeing this immediately jumped in to save his friend, he swam to the bottom, grabbed Ochuko and started to swim out with him. The noise attracted the medical doctors who watched Akpors actions in amazement and decided he was stable enough to be discharged. That evening on of the doctors went to Akpors and said: I have good news and bad news for you. The good news is you are being discharged because the way you saved Ochukos life today proves you have regained your senses; the bad news is that your friend Ochuko tried to commit suicide again by hanging himself with a rope in the bathroom and is now in intensive care. Akpors: Ah, doctor, you dont understand, thats not bad news because Ochuko did not try to kill himself, I actually hung him there to dry after he jumped into the pool!
Posted on: Wed, 17 Sep 2014 19:15:47 +0000
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