Akpors elder brother - Rukewe was rushing his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital. He was so nervous and disoriented, he pulled up to the emergency room and rear-ended an ambulance! Though a very minor bump, he actually passed out from the stress! Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother (a relentless world-class practical joker - Akpors) sitting at his bed side. He asked Akpors how his wife was and Akpors replied, Dont worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter. But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filled and both you and your wife were unconscious so I named them for you. Rukewes heart jumped up into to his throat, thinking, Oh no, what has he done now? He nervously asked Akpors, W-w-well, what did you name them? Akpors replied, . . . . I named the little girl Denise. Really?!? Oh! Well, thats a very pretty name! Rukewe said, his relief showing as he sat up. And what did you name my son? akpos::denephew. Rukewe passed out again.
Posted on: Mon, 29 Sep 2014 08:45:12 +0000