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Akpors thhe FOOLISH FUEL ATTENDANT Professor Obahiagbon drove into a petrol station in his sleek state of the art range rover sports, Prof Obahiagbon: guy abeg, give me full tank. Akpors (Fuel Attendant): Sir, i don’t speak pidgin, i only speak English Prof Obahiagbon: Ok! good morning, I currently feel a profound desire to replenish the propelling of my motorized automobile. Therefore I cordially request you to transfer from your subterranean reservoir a sufficient quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest octane rating to fill the appropriate receptacle of the said means of perambulation to the brim. Akpors: Oga na play I dey play o, how much fuel you wan buy? @agasiayo

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