Akpos bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610 ============ Akpos: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College. Friend: Really, what is he studying. Akpos: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him. =============== Akpos: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night. DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok. Akpos : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is the final game. ============ Akpos : If I die, will u remarry? Wife: No! Ill stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry? Akpos : No, Ill also stay with your sister. ============ Akpos : People consider me as a GOD Wife: How do you know?? Akpos : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.. ============ Akpos complained to the police: Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house. Police: How come the thief did not take TV? akpos : I was watching TV news. ============ Akpos comes back 2 his car & find a note saying Parking Fine He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole Thanks for the compliment. ============ How do you recognize Akpos in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board. ============ Once Akpos was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
Posted on: Thu, 29 May 2014 18:57:48 +0000
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