Akpos is a house boy who drinks his Oga’s wine then addswater.Thenone day,his Oga began to suspect him and decided to change the brand of wine he buys. As usual,Akpos drank a little and top it with water and immediately the wine became milky and he knew he was in trouble. When his Oga came back,and saw the wine changed,he knew he had nailed Akpos. Akpos knowing that he was in trouble,remained in the kitchen. The Oga,having told his wife what he observed and sets for action. Oga:Akpos!!(He called from the sitting room) Akpos:Yes Oga Oga:Who dranked my wine? Oga:I say for the last time,who dranked my wine? Akpos:(Kept quiet) (Then,the Oga went to the kitchen to meet him there) Oga:Are you insane?Why when I called you,you said “yes Oga” ,but when I asked you a question you don’t reply? Akpos:Uhmmmm Oga,when you are in the kitchen,you don’t understand anything except person’s name. Oga:Is that so? Akpos:Yes Oga. Oga:Then,go to the bar beside Madam and ask me a question while I remain in the kitchen. (Akpos accepted and asked) Akpos:Oga!! Oga:Yes Akpos Akpos:Who goes into Aunty Caro’s house when Madam is not around? Oga:(Kept quiet) Akpos:Oga,I say for the last time,who goes into Aunty Caro’s house when madam is not around? (No answer) (the Oga then runs out of the kitchen and shouted “Akpos,na true ooooooooo,wonders shall never end oooooo Akpos:If one is in the kitchen,he doesn’t hear anything except one’s name. (The wife,very angry interrupted “thats not true,its a lie.”) Then,Akpos asked he she will enter the magic kitchen and be tested and she agreed. (Madam enters inside the kitchen) Akpos:Madam!! Madam:Yes Akpos Akpos:Who is Junior’s biological father?Me or Oga? Madam:(Kept quiet) Akpos:Madam,I ask for the last time,who is Junior’s biological father?Me or Oga? Madam rushed out from the kitchen,it true oooooo,this kitchen needs to be fumigated,I can’t understand any thing Lolzzz…….One word for Akpos? Read before you comment. Wow it has happen again oooooooooo Do you know that just only one joke can make you laugh for 3hours? Do you know that laughter can cure sickness? Ok now listen............................... Laughter can cure sickness without medicine, but when you laugh for nothing, then you need medicine. Hahahahahahahahaha This to inform you about this newly discovered page name=> Mr and Mrs Akpos Join the page now to receive daily jokes and prayer on your timeline. (^_^) (^_^) (^_^) (^_^) (^_^) (^_^) (^_^) Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Do you know why am laughing? Why not like this page now and find out your self. Click on this blue link>Mr and Mrs Akpos < and press the like button on the page. Dont scroll down yet, click on this blue link>Mr and Mrs Akpos< and like>>>> Press like now=> Mr and Mrs Akpos Click on this=>Mr and Mrs Akpos to like.
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