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Akpos wanted to use his ATM card but the machine kept on rejecting the card. A frustrated Akpos called his bank help line. AKPOS: (Angry) So whats wrong with my ATM card. CALL GIRL: Im sorry sir, can I cross check your account please? AKPOS: Please be fast joor, my clients from London are waiting. CALL GIRL: Sir, I have checked your account, everything is alright here and you should be able to use your card. Are you sure your card is not damaged or broken? AKPOS: Are you insane? What are you insinuating? No one takes good care of their ATM card like I do. CALL GIRL: Okay sir, are you also sure the surface isnt wet or stained with dirt? AKPOS: Are you mad? ATM card whey I dey pet like egg. As a matter of fact, I even laminated it last week when I laminated my identity card. Hpy wk end

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