Albert Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the gate, he meets St. Peter. St. Peter says Hey, I need to use the bathroom... Like, REALLY bad. And I trust you, Albert. I think youre intelligent enough to run the Book of Life here. Can you watch it for me while I take a dump? and Einstein says Sure! I can watch that for you! So St. Peter takes off for the honey bucket, and Albert gets behind his podium by the gates to heaven. The first guy that shows up seems a little confused and flustered, and Einstein says Welcome to the afterlife, my friend! Say, just by curiosity, what is your IQ? and the guy replies,, Well, I did have a test while I was alive... It was around 180 or so. Einstein says, Thats fantastic! Would you like to help me with some of my unfinished theories? And the man says Oh yeah! Id love to! OK then, just wait for me right inside this Gate here, Im just watching the Book of Life while St. Peter takes a dump. So the guy goes inside and waits for Einstein, and Einstein waits outside the gate behind the podium still. Then, a young woman appears, looking flustered due to her recent death. So Einstein decides to brighten her day and say Hey there! Welcome to the afterlife! Just by curiosity, what is your IQ? She responds, Well... I remember they said it was around 170 or something... Einstein beams and shakes his fists in the air in excitement, Oh, good! Would you like to help me with some of my unfinished theories? She replies, Oh yes, that would be wonderful! I never thought Id work with someone as great as you! So Einstein tells her Thats very flattering of you, just wait inside the gate here. Im just watching the podium here for St. Peter while he takes a dump, ill be in in a minute. She goes inside and Einstein continues his post. When suddenly, a man appears, looking a little confused... Einstein motions for him to come forward, Come over here, welcome to the afterlife! he exclaims, Tell me, just by curiosity, what is your IQ level? The man walks forward and responds Um... They said it was like, 97 or something? Einstein smiles and chuckles, tilts his head down and starts shaking his head as if trying to retain laughter, then looks the man right back between the eyes with a smile, puts his hands on his hips and responds So how about them BYU Cougars, huh!? Think theyll win this one?
Posted on: Sat, 26 Oct 2013 13:23:08 +0000
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