Alia bhatt and varun dhawan are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down. Alia - what should we do now? Varun- well take 50:50. Alia- what about the remaining 900! :D :D :D Alia bhatt - safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is kee sath ka gift nahi diya. :o shopkeeper - isske sath koyi gift nahi hai. alia - ullu matt banao isme likha hai Cholesterol Free -_- :D :D :D lolllzz Varun: how many apples can you eat on an empty stomach? Aliya: I can eat 6 apples. Varun: Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple tht’s not an empty stomach! Aliya: Wow superb joke I’ll tell my friend.. Aliya to shraddha: how many apples you can eat on an empty stomach ? Shraddha: I can eat 10 Aliya: Pagal.. 6 bolti to mast joke sunati!! :D :D :D lolllzzzz Alia Bhatt calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem. Alia: When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. Whats the problem? Help Desk: Dear lady, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person standing behind, he cant read your password. Alia : Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me. Help desk :D :D :D :D . . . . #ria
Posted on: Wed, 06 Aug 2014 16:44:56 +0000
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