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Alien World To Help Out Syria Since This One Refuses To -- the Onion Alien peacekeeping forces are currently being deployed to do what they say humanity “should have done ages ago.” IMPERIAL CITY, PLANET ZARKLOM 12—Frustrated by "the astonishing incapacity of earthlings to halt the rampant slaughter of their own kind" in Syria, the emperor of Zarklom 12 announced Wednesday he had no choice but to dispatch his own intergalactic forces from 3 million light years away to end the senseless bloodshed.
Posted on: Thu, 18 Jul 2013 14:41:20 +0000

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