All I Want For Christmas Well Santa had to close up his workshop Sometime after Christmas 09 Cause sadly the economys a mess and jobs are hard to find Its sad to see our holiday heroes Struggling to just make a dime But its sink or swim, cause the times are grim Its like a Christmas Special in the unemployment line... Frosty got a job in a kitchen And his boss is in a terrible mood He said, I swear Im tossing you in the oven If you keep sweating in the food! Santa went to work in a coal mine And the irony is perfectly clear Hes got zero toys for the girls and boys I guess weve all been bad this year, but oh Empty sleighs in the snow All overrun with mistletoe No magic reindeer putting on a show Theres nothing but coal in Santas sack Cause hes workin in the mines now and breakin his back I dont know what Im doing and I feel like a hack And all I want for Christmas is my old job back All I want for Christmas is my old job back! Tiny Tim got laid off in August And he couldnt pay his rent anymore So he bounced around from town to town And now hes selling clothes at the Big & Tall store Little Drummer Boy had a hard time Just deciding what he wanted to be Hes a fat and lazy dirty wreck, just cashing unemployment checks And now I hear hes working at the library... [Library Break] But hey Its a job, as they say A lot of work, for a little pay And I only have one wish this Christmas day... [chorus] [solo] Workin in the coal mine, Santa Claus Got a great big belly gettin stuck in the wall Got a dirty beard and a nasty cough, from Workin in the coal mine, Santa Claus St. Nick Whered ya go? This Christmastime were all so low We need to know St Nick Whered ya go? Santa Claus is workin as a coal miner Mrs. Claus is livin off of tips at a diner The elves are in a sweatshop making jacket liners, oh no!! Rudolphs whole career took a nosedive Hanging out in seedy places at night Now he spends his days making minimum wage As the worlds first Living Traffic Light Scrooge is bumming change off of shoppers With a bucket and a donation bell And in the finest twist of Whoville theater The Grinch got a job as a Wal-Mart greeter [chorus] Theres nothing but coal in Santas sack But hes tightening up his belt and has a plan of attack Im no good at this job, and my lungs are black I swear this time next year Ill have my workshop back Next year Ill be opening my workshop back Cause all I want for Christmas is my old job... https://youtube/watch?v=DDTPF2z0Sf0
Posted on: Fri, 26 Dec 2014 10:00:18 +0000
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