All is peaceful and calm in the Tree house - must say over the past few days my cup has been brimming over with the good stuff - perhaps my Sarcastic Omnipotent One - has buggered off to Ibiza for an all inclusive. Either that - or she/he is in an incredibly good mood. I’m sure sooner or later I will have to pay dearly for this break in the Sarcastic Omni chaos - especially if they get a flight delay - or their Omni Budgie Smugglers happen to get lost in transit. I wonder what Omni peeps do on holiday - chillax by the pool - with their oober cool shades - stylishly holding back their Golden Hyperion curls - so they can sip nonchalantly on some tropical nectar - or wolf down the Ambrosia from the self serv. Are there Germanic Omni’s who reserve the pool loungers - with their Toga towels? And do they make all the “fit “ Angels - rub sun tan lotion on their backs - mind you - if they’re Welsh Omni’s they’ve probably forgot the factor 30 and went for Ambre Solar instead (chip oil) and are now basking like boiled lobsters - over some Egg and Chips in the ex pats bar. They deserve a break mind - from time to time - it must be a very difficult and stressful job - causing chaos. I know it plum puckers the Princesses out. Talking of the Princesses - they’ve been busy all morning packing - yep - The Swifty told them before he left for the Rugby - that on his return he was going to dig the Tent out of the spider infested Cupboard - and take them and the Grumpy Bringer of Noise - for a night under the stars. He told them to pack some essentials - ready for the Tree House exhibition - deep in the wild and exotic canopies of Malpas Rain forest (ok ok the woods at the back of the posh school) - so far the Princesses have packed - in their words “ the emergency essentials”…. 4 pillows 2 Duvets 6 Cuddly Toys and their blankets 1 Interactive Baby Born (or as I call her - the Straw) The lego 3 Paraplegic Barbies 2 Decapitated Barbies 1 Diplodocus 2 Sharp Toothes. And a Petri with a bent wing. I’m not sure - but I don’t think they quite get the concept of travelling light. But at least they had the wisdom to pack the provisions of Marsh Mallows and Chocolate Digestives.
Posted on: Sat, 06 Jul 2013 13:36:36 +0000
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