All right my fellow liberals with the Senate having passed immigration reform we’re within spitting distance of our plan to undermine the TRUE America! There are only a few more steps: 1- Obama will use his Kenyan birth certificate to rally the Gay-Atheist-Muslim-Communist-Terrorists (GAMCT) that he’s been sneaking into the Government. 2- He can then appoint them to the Death Panels that we cleverly hid in the Healthcare Law. 3- Once there they will order the deaths of every Patriot in the country, while simultaneously staging a government takeover of the tin industry- thus depriving the Tea Party of the hats they’ve been using to foil the NSA’s mind control ray. 4-With the mind control ray we’ll force the Tea Party to vote for amnesty and send everyone to the front of the line at once! Mission Accomplished! We’ll have a functioning government in no time! TRUE America will be over whelmed by immigrants! Don’t shirk my fellow liberal-socialist-communists this is the only way we can succeed, otherwise we don’t stand a chance against those dastardly Tri-Cornered Patriots and their unshakable faith in the policies of 1950’s Alabama (or as they call it, the TRUE America). [Disclaimer to avoid prosecution under Poe’s Law, I include the following: ;-) )
Posted on: Fri, 28 Jun 2013 20:00:49 +0000
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