All the Same A Chinese man walked into a pub in New York with his pal. He says to his pal, Man : “Hey! That’s Steven Spielberg over there! God, I wish he’ll come over to say “hi”. Spielberg suddenly walked over and gave the man a punch on the nose. Man : “Hey!! What’s that for?!” Spielberg : “You bloody Japanese killed my granddad when you bombed pearlharbour!” Man : “I’m not Japanese! I’m Chinese!” Spielberg : “Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese, you’re all the same!” Spielberg walks back to the other side. Then the Chinese man calmly walks over to Spielberg and gives him a really heavy punch on the face. Spielberg : “Wha… !?!” Man : “YOU BLOODY ASSHOLE! YOU SANK THE TITANIC!” Spielberg : “No,no, an iceberg sank the titanic!” Man : “Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, you’re all the same!”
Posted on: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 15:33:12 +0000
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