All the crap that goes with a trip to the mall with 4 kids: 1. After 3 stores when your son finally finds the perfect pair of sneakers, you discover theyre $72 and you have to start over. 2. Mom, can I have this Spongebob hat that makes me look insane? What about this other Spongebob hat? 3. Im not getting my hair cut. Nope, not doing it. I like the feathered mullet. Nope--OMG HOLY BLEEP you cut it all off *tears* 4. Ike, have you left the store because I can no longer see you in this aisle. Ike? 5. Yes, FFS, get some candy so you shut up! 6. If I hear someone ask me one more time if Id like them to order the size we need, Im going to need bail. If you dont have it, go find someone else to help! buh-bye!
Posted on: Fri, 14 Nov 2014 22:40:25 +0000
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