All you dream readers out there, work this one out. First I was kidnapped, held hostage and brutally tortured by a vicious IRA member. I managed to escape and bumped into Tom from Lockstock, who kindly shot him for me. Then it was Christmas and Doris and my family spent the whole day being nasty to me, ignored me all day, excluded me from Charades and then went to LB1 for Skegsy without me. So in a huff, I went out sledging down the road on my own, I passed a lovely family on my way round a bend but then a mini came racing round so fast, despite me shouting at it to slow down and there was a horrific car crash, big explosion and dead bodies everywhere. I spent the next 5 minutes trying to call an ambulance but couldnt speak down the phone, at which point I woke up shouting Hellllloooooooo at the top of my lungs. Explain that one.
Posted on: Thu, 10 Apr 2014 07:26:18 +0000
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