Alright. You got me. All of my straight married friends out there, I confess. Ive been working as part of a secret cabal of queer people who have been smuggling pieces of your marriages through a complex network of underground tunnels and pneumatic tubes to bring marriage to LGBT people. We start with little things like stealing arguments over in-laws. Then we work up to spiriting away discussions about moving into a larger house. We make carbon copies of your plans for the holidays and fax them back to our home office to be replicated in a sophisticated 3D emotional printer. By the time you realize what has happened, you are already divorced and the two guys next door are looking into adopting a child. #gayagenda
Posted on: Thu, 23 Oct 2014 17:36:20 +0000
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