Alright check this out.......for all of those who tried to hype the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie as if it would have been as good or better than the originals from the early 90s/late 80s.........I have instructions for you...... Go to Walgreens......head to the baby aisle.........grab a bottle of baby oil and pour the entire bottle on the ground.......then grab the baby powder......the Johnsons brand, the good stuff, not the Walgreens brand........pour a heavy coding on you strongest hand and toss the bottle over to the next aisle while its still open........then I want you to reach as far away from you as possible and high five yourself to the face as hard as possible so that you slip on the baby oil, fall back and bust your head on the bottom shelf...........repeat this, 4 times........then lay there and understand...........THAT AS DUMB AS YOU LOOK DOING THIS, ITS STILL NOT AS DUMB AS YOU SAYING THE NEW TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES MOVIE IS GOING TO BE GOOD........thats my instructions to you......follow them with passion.......lol
Posted on: Tue, 12 Aug 2014 05:06:33 +0000
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