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Alright facebook friends, I need a roommate in Portland! I know everyone wants to move here so my basic requirements are: I need someone responsible (ie can pay bills) and is useful around the house (doing manly stuff like cleaning the gutters, though I dont necessarily need a man.) If you dont have a job now, you definitely wont have one when you get out here, so either have a trust fund, overly generous relatives who want to see you live your dreams. I cook really well so you will never starve and I also know where all the cool shit is in Southeast. Please dont expect me to cross the bridge though, and if you think youll ever leave once you move here, youre youre sorely mistaken. If you are offended by bad TV (and I mean really bad), do not apply. Oh, I also have sweet hook ups on snowboard gear. The house is in Woodstock, which used to be deep southeast, but is now close in! Yay Portland, Oregon gentrification. It is a 3 bedroom/one bath and I have two cats. They dont like dogs, so if you have one, do not apply. Also, I forget to give the cats water a lot, so if you can check that for me sometimes that would be awesome. My house is nice, (that is a quote from many guests so not just my own opinion) and I want to keep it that way, but Im not an overly neat freak or anything. When Im fun Im fun, and when Im not Im mostly sleeping. I have my own business and we have an office where I spend most of my days (you know you just started rapping the Fresh Prince theme song, well if you did Im sure wed get along great.) I figure I actually know very few of you, so dont be shy. If you know someone, tag them, and help me find a roommate that doesnt suck! Thanks!
Posted on: Thu, 20 Nov 2014 21:24:47 +0000

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