Alright, so we have four years to get ready for the gold medal in hockey. I am proposing the following steps to accomplish this. 1) Appropriate Canada (we all know they want to be part of the USA) 2) Rename them North Montana (There is no bigger sky than in the Arctic) 3) Remove Lacross and Field Hockey from schools and insert actual Hockey (We only want real sports in our schools) 4) Offer a defection stimulus package to Finnish and Swedish hockey players (If ya cant beat em...... buy em) 5) ??????? 6) Win Hockey.
Posted on: Sun, 23 Feb 2014 07:00:57 +0000