Always looking out for my friends, I scanned the parking lot of my buddys BBQ place on the way to work this morning. There was a truck on the back lot....and movement. Its 5:45am....nobody should be there. As I make a left turn from the right lane of Beltline, I reach into the center console and grab R2 (Roscoe #2, my new 9mm). The shadowy figure hops into his truck, buy I cut him off, blocking any chance of escape. The truck door opens again, and the shadowy figure steps out.....I tighten the grip on R2 and put the Suburban in Park. Then, suddenly and without warning, the newspaper guy offers me a complimentary copy of the Dallas Morning News. He recognized me before I recognized him. It was my wifes coupon fairy. Hes a nice guy. My heart rate was nearly back to normal by the time I got to the church.
Posted on: Thu, 03 Apr 2014 14:51:09 +0000
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