An Englishman, Frenchman and an Afrikanner were captured by a tribe in Gabon. They were taken and thrown into a wooden cage. The chief of the tribe goes to the prisoners and says you have trespassed on our sacred land, usually the punishment for this is death. But today is a festival day for our tribe so we will be merciful. You have a choice,death, or a ritual we call Bungi-Bungi. He nods his head and the Englishman is dragged out. The chief says You want death, or Bungi-Bungi for 1 hour? The Englishman relied Bungi-Bungi The chief turns to the tribe and shouts Bungi-Bungi for one hour! The tribesman grab the Englishman Drag him to a log, strip him, and take turns raping him for an hour. Next the chief brings out the Frenchman and asks you want death, or Bungi-Bungi for 2 hours? The terrified man replies Bungi-Bungi Again the chief turns and shouts Bungi- Bungi for TWO hours! The tribe grabs the guy and drags him to a log and tapes him for 2 hours. Finally the chief drags out the furious Afrikanner You want death, or Bungi-Bungi for 3 hours? The Afrikanner says, with hate in his eyes Nobodys raping me, I CHOOSE DEATH!!! The chief turns says DEATH!! .........BY BUNGI-BUNGI
Posted on: Mon, 12 May 2014 06:49:09 +0000
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