An Englishman is being shown around a Scottish hospital. At the end of his visit, he is shown into a ward with a number of patients who show no obvious signs of injury. He goes to examine the first man he sees, and the man proclaims: Yair fa yer honest, sonsie face, Great chieftain e the puddin race! Aboon them a ye tak your place, painch tripe or thairm: Weel are ye wordy o a grace as langs my arm. The Englishman, somewhat taken aback, goes to the next patient, and immediately the patient launches into: Some hae meat, and canna eat, And some wad eat that want it, But we hae meat and we can eat, And sae the Lord be thankit. Well, the Englishman mutters to his Scottish colleague, I see you saved the psychiatric ward for the last. Nay, nay, the Scottish doctor corrected him, this is the Serious Burns unit.
Posted on: Mon, 26 Jan 2015 03:21:36 +0000
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