An Event That Took Place (or should have taken place) in Dearborn, - TopicsExpress



          

An Event That Took Place (or should have taken place) in Dearborn, Michigan: One fine morning in the Engineering Executive Conference Room at Ford Motor Company World Headquarters, this may have been heard - Good morning everyone. It seems that we have a problem on our hands. One Mr. Jeff Bankston of Los Angeles, California has publicly stated that, and I quote, that our oiling system sux puzzydix. Now gentlemen, I cannot, for the life of me, do not understand how a multi-biilion dollar multi-national car and truck manufacturer with engineers who have masters degrees, Ph.D.s, and numerous years of experience can possibly go out and design an oiling system that sux puzzydix! Now you might say well consider the source. Mr. Bankston is an electrician, musician, and international Playboy who fancies Mustangs. Face it, this is the kind of people who most embody our end users, and we must cater to their every need.Your mission gang, should you decide to accept it, is to redesign our oiling systems so that they dont suck puzzydix! If you decline to accept this mission, you may submit your resignations directly to me. That will be all for now.
Posted on: Sat, 11 Oct 2014 03:57:15 +0000

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