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An Indian farmer walking through his field notices a foreigner drinking water from a pond, with his hand. The Farmer shouts, Woh paani mat peena. Usmein gayein, bhains or suwar nahate hain, potty karte hain, sussu karte hain! (which means, Dont drink that water, the cows, the buffaloes and the pigs shit and pee in it!) The man shouts back, Im a foreigner, I dont understand your bloody gibberish. Speak English, you bloody Indian idiot! The farmer shouts back in English, Use two hands dude, you can drink more!
Posted on: Sun, 20 Apr 2014 05:13:47 +0000

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