An > Irishman, a > Mercedes & Tiger > Woods… > > > > > > > On a golf tour > in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes into a petrol > > station in a remote part of the Irish > countryside. > > > > > > The pump > attendant who knows absolutely nothing about golf, greets > him in a > > typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing > pro is. > > > > > > Top of the > mornin toyer, sir says the > attendant. > > > > > > > Tiger nods a > quick hello and bends forward to pick up the > nozzle. As he > > does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the > ground. > > > > > > What are > those?, asks the attendant. > > > > > > > Theyre > called tees replies Tiger. > > > > > > > Well, what > on this gods earth are dey for?? > inquires the Irishman. > > > > > > > Theyre > for resting my balls on when Im driving, says > Tiger. > > Fookin Jaysus, says the Irishman, > Mercedes thinks of everything!.
Posted on: Fri, 25 Jul 2014 00:09:14 +0000
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