An Old Farmers Advice * Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. * Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. * Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. * A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. * Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled. * Meanness dont jes happen overnight. * Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. * Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. * It dont take a very big person to carry a grudge. * You cannot unsay a cruel word. * Every path has a few puddles. * When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. * The best sermons are lived, not preached. * Most of the stuff people worry about aint never gonna happen anyway. * Dont judge folks by their relatives. * Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. * Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, youll enjoy it a second time. * Dont interfere with somethin that aint botherin you none. * Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. * If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin. * Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got. * The biggest troublemaker youll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin. * Always drink upstream from the herd. * Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment. * Lettin the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin it back in. * If you get to thinkin youre a person of some influence, try orderin somebody elses dog around. * Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
Posted on: Wed, 05 Nov 2014 03:30:46 +0000
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