An actual conversation at work, from about five minutes ago. - TopicsExpress



          

An actual conversation at work, from about five minutes ago. Daniel (a maintenance guy who is very cool): Hey Patrick, you look mad, whats up? Me: Some savage drank my bottle of Mountain Dew, left an inch of backwash at the bottom, and put it BACK in the fridge! Dan: (without missing a beat) Its okay. Bring a new one tomorrow and put rat poison inside, and see who dies. There is your thief. Me . . . . . You magnificent bastard. Genius. I may take him up on it.
Posted on: Wed, 04 Dec 2013 20:25:18 +0000

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