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An airplane had lost a wing and was spiraling down. The pilot bailed out, leaving 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, Holly Madison, said, I have my own reality show and I am the smartest and prettiest woman at Playboy, so Americans dont want me to die. She took the first pack and jumped out of the plane. The second passenger, John McCain, said, Im a Senator, and a decorated war hero from an elite Navy unit from the United States of America. So he grabbed the second pack and jumped. The third passenger, Barack Obama, said, I am the President of the United States and I am the smartest ever in the history of our country, some even call me the Anointed One’. So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out. The fourth passenger, Billy Graham, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, I have lived a full life and served my God the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute. The little girl said, Thats okay, Mr. Graham. Theres a parachute left for you. Americas smartest President took my schoolbag.

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