An airplane is flying over the United States at night. The pilot says...... Ladies and Gents, the plane is losing altitude and all the baggage must be thrown out. This was done. A little later, the pilot again says Were still losing altitude; we must throw off the plane, anything that is in the cabin. Despite throwing out more stuff, the plane continues its descent! Pilot: Still going down ----- we must NOW throw out some people. There is a collective gasp from the passengers!!! Pilot: But to make this fair, passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order........ so, first we start with A.......... any AFRICANS on board? No one moves. Pilot: Okay......B...any BLACKS on board? No one moves. Pilot: WTF!!!!........now, C....any CARRIBEANS on board? Still no one moves. Little black boy: (whispering to his dad) Dad........ what are we? Dad: Tonight, son, we are the ZULUS!!!!!
Posted on: Wed, 06 Nov 2013 17:49:09 +0000
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