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An elderly man boarded a bus in lagos with a pretty girl sitting close to him. A young man wantedto light a cigarette in the bus. MAN: What is wrong with you young man, why would you light acigarette in this bus? Do you want to kill this pretty girl here. YOUNG MAN: Sorry sir...he put off the light. After a long time in the traffic without movement, the pretty girl stretched with her hands in the air and a serious odour cameout from her armpit. Immediately the elderly man said to young man. MAN: Light the ciga! YOUNG MAN: Sir? MAN: Are u deaf? I say light the ciga!!! YOUNG MAN: Ok sir. [He lit d cigarette] MAN: Blow it to my nose, bloooow it!!! YOUNG MAN: Yes sir. MAN: It is better to die this way than to die that way!

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