An elderly man in Mumbai calls his son in New York and says, I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 35 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough! Dad, what are you talking about? the son screams. We cant stand the sight of each other any longer, the old man says. Were sick of each other, and Im sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her! Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. Like heck theyre getting divorced, she shouts, Ill take care of this. She calls Mumbai immediately, and screams at the old man, You are not getting divorced. Dont do a single thing until I get there. Im calling my brother back, and well both be there tomorrow. Until then , dont do a thing, DO YOU HEAR?? and she hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. Okay, he says, Its all set. Theyre both coming for our anniversary and paying their own Air Fare!! MORAL: No man/woman is busy in this world throughout all 365 days, the sky is not going to fall down if you take few TIME off to make your family and loved ones happy. Enjoy your weekend
Posted on: Sat, 12 Jul 2014 13:54:53 +0000