An engineer died and reported to the pearly gates. An intern angel, filling in for St. Peter, checked his dossier and grimly said, Ah, youre an engineer; youre in the wrong place. So the engineer was cast down to the gates of hell and was let in. Pretty soon, the engineer became gravely dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and began designing and building improvements. One day, God called Satan up on the telephone and asked, So, hows it going down there in hell? Satan laughed and replied, Hey, things are going great. Weve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and theres no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next. Gods face clouded over and he exploded, What? Youve got an engineer? Thats a mistake, he should never have gotten down there, send him up here. Satan shook his head. No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and Im keeping him. God was as mad as he had ever been. This is not the way things are supposed to work and you know it. Send him back up here or Ill sue. Satan laughed. Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?
Posted on: Sat, 30 Nov 2013 20:33:08 +0000
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