An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when, all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes. Well, now, says the old lady, I guess I would like to be really, really rich. ***POOF*** her rocking chair turns to solid gold. She smiles and says, Gee, I guess I wouldnt mind being a young, beautiful princess. ***POOF*** she turns into a beautiful young woman. Your third wish? asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old womans cat wanders across the porch in front of them. Ooh...can you change him into a handsome prince? she asks. ***POOF*** there before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak. He saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear: Bet youre sorry you had me neutered!
Posted on: Mon, 21 Oct 2013 15:14:51 +0000
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