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An old lady just walked up to me with an offering of chocolate candy, only it was a partially melted mess of slimy goodness all over her hands. I kindly said no, she was surprised and disappointed and looked like she wanted to say something only that her mouth was filled with whatever chocolate concoction she was offering. At first I thought it was pretty gross, but then I wondered maybe that was my chance at getting some kind of cool superpower, and right now I could be fighting crime instead of writing this all on Facebook... Oh well.
Posted on: Mon, 21 Apr 2014 17:16:57 +0000

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