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An old local farmer went down to Branson. By chance he got to visiting with a Texas rancher while their wives were in a store shopping. The Texan asked the Ozark farmer what he did for a living and he replied he farmed. The rancher said Oh, and how big is your farm. He proudly replied that he had almost 400 acres. It then was the farmers time to ask the same question of the rancher. When asked how big his ranch was he braggingly replied that some days he liked to drive and he could get in his pickup and drive all day and never get off of his ranch. The hillbilly farmer said "I know what you mean, I used to have an old Ford pickup like that!"
Posted on: Tue, 16 Jul 2013 15:45:50 +0000

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