An old man goes to his doctor and says, I dont think my wifes hearing is as good as it used to be, tomfwikisha madam mwe. What should I do? The doctor replies, Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in the kitchen doing dishes, stand 3 meters behind her and ask her a question. If she doesnt respond keep moving closer, asking the question until she hears you. The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands 3 meters behind her and says, Whats for dinner, bana chanda? No response. He moves to 2.5 meters behind her and asks again -- no response. 2 meters, no answer. Finally, he stands directly behind her and asks, Honey, nati whats for supper? The wife replied: For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN!... I think mwaziba ali na vuto apa ka?? MORAL: 1st Check yo self before u start pointing out other pipos flaws.
Posted on: Wed, 06 Aug 2014 17:56:32 +0000
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