An old man is sitting on his front porch down in Louisiana watching the sun rise when he sees the neighbours kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. Hey boy, whatcha got there? he shouts. A roll of chicken wire, the boy yells back. What you gonna do with that? the old man asks. Catch me some chickens, says the boy. You damned fool, says the old man. You cant catch chickens with chicken wire! The boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening the boy comes walking by and to the old mans surprise hes dragging the chicken wire behind him with about 30 chickens caught in it. The same time next morning the old man is out watching the sun rise when he sees the boy walk by carrying something else. Hey boy, whatcha got there? he shouts. Roll of duck tape, the boy yells back. What you gonna do with that? the old man asks. Catch me some ducks, says the boy. You damned fool, says the old man. You cant catch ducks with duck tape! The boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening the boy comes walking by and to the old mans surprise hes trailing the unrolled duck tape behind him with about 35 ducks caught in it. The same time next morning the old man sees the boy walk by carrying what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end. Hey boy, whatcha got there? he shouts. A pussy willow, the boy yells back. Hold on, says the old man, Ill get my hat.
Posted on: Sat, 11 Oct 2014 01:58:31 +0000
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