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An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says: Seven points. His wife rolls over and says: What in the world was that?! The old man replies: Its fart football. A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says: Touchdown! Tie score. After about five minutes, the old man lets another one go and says: Aha! Im ahead 14 to 7. Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says: Touchdown! Tie score. Five seconds go by, and she lets out a little squeaker, exclaiming: Field goal! I lead 17 to 14! Now the pressure is on for the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains- real hard- and accidentally poops in the bed. The wife says: What the hell was that?! The old man says: Half time. Switch sides.

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