An old retired worker was celebrating 75 years on this earth. He spoke to his toes. Hello toes., he said. How are you? You know, you are 75 today. Oh the times weve had! Remember how we walked in the park in the summer every Sunday afternoon. The times we waltzed o n the dance floor? Happy Birthday toes! Hello, knees., he continued. How are you? You know youre 75 today.. Oh, the times weve had! Remember when we marched in the parade? Oh, the hurdles weve ju mped together. Happy Birthday, knees. Then, he looked down at his crotch. Hello Willie! You little Prick. Just think. If you were alive today, . . . . . youd be 75.
Posted on: Sun, 20 Apr 2014 16:32:00 +0000
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