An open post to none of my friends and family and no one in particular - but the level of intelligence displayed in some posts I see on here is worrying me (and pissing me off). I think Facebook is a wonderful way for me to keep in touch with friends and family across the globe. It is a useful tool for sending birthday messages, condolences and messages of support to people I know, and sometimes to those I dont. I can show gratitude to the military who protect me, support for the emergency services who serve me and even donate to worthy causes all at the click of a button. I can let someone know Im thinking of them just by liking their post. I can even Poke the most beautiful and desirable women I know without fear of disappointing them, upsetting their spouses or catching anything! BUT - there really is a whole load of shite posted as well. My name Mark is taken from the Roman word Mars and means War Like it is not made up from a random list of words that start with each letter in my name. If I pass on some of this crap I WONT have 7 days good luck and if I dont pass it on, I wont have bad luck. I could share some posts a thousand times and still wont see anything happen on the screen despite the message to type the letter A and see what happens. Whilst on the subject of letters there are many countries with an A in the name and lots of girls names beginning with E. Australia, Austria, Emily and Elaine now STOP telling me that you bet I cant think of one! There are thirty two squares in the puzzle thats been circulated for bloody years now - it never changes so stop asking me to count them! If I wanted to play Candy Crush I would have done so - stop inviting me to join! As Mark Guv Clarkson posted last week - the place for dirty laundry is the washing machine, not Facebook. So stop whining that there are four more days left until the weekend or cryptic words such as really?, Why? or f**k you. Tell me whats wrong or shut the F up! Ive even seen a post that I can use to calculate when Im going to die - that will be accurate Im sure! Ill tell you what kind of animal I am without clicking on the post - Im a human - that was easy! Ill tell you what kind of fruit Id be if I clicked on the link asking me that question - Id be a numb nut! Finally - stop sending video clips that I cant watch unless I share them on my timeline first - it wont happen! Use Facebook to keep me informed of how you are doing and where you are, as well as to pass on facts and articles that you think might interest me. I must go now, Ive got emails saying Ive won the Honduran lottery and the Tax man has sent me a file to open and fill in to claim my tax rebate. Furthermore, a kind General from Nigeria has tracked me down and has a huge sum of money to share with me if I can justI give him my bank account details. Lets NOT try to get a million likes for this post because it really will make no difference to my life at all. Wow - that felt good!
Posted on: Sun, 20 Jul 2014 10:49:02 +0000
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