Anagrams Its simple. Scramble the letters of one word or phrase, spell out a different word or phrase, and youve got yourself an ANAGRAM. Thus SWORD becomes WORDS and DRAWER becomes REWARD. Someone with a whole lot of spare time came up with these really clever anagrams, proving that people with too much time on their hands can make really creative contributions! (The FIRST phrase in capital letters can be scrambled to spell out the SECOND phrase in capital letters.) 1. After all these years, one thing about GEORGE BUSH is still true: HE BUGS GORE. 2. I love my boyfriend, but I sure wish he wasnt such a slob. His DORMITORY is always such a DIRTY ROOM. 3. The people who head up the PRESBYTERIAN church claim their house of worship is BEST IN PRAYER. 4. My son wants to be an ASTRONOMER. Every night hes looking up at the sky. Hes a MOON STARER. 5. The anti-suicide public service announcement said, Feeling DESPERATION? Dont tie that noose because A ROPE ENDS IT. 6. Every morning I use the SNOOZE ALARMS. And every morning its always the same: ALAS! NO MORE ZS. 7. Were receiving another message in THE MORSE CODE, so once again its HERE COME DOTS. 8. ANIMOSITY? Hey, it IS NO AMITY. 9. I dont like playing the SLOT MACHINES at Vegas. Too many times I have LOST CASH IN EM. 10. If A DECIMAL POINT could talk, it would probably say, IM A DOT IN PLACE. 11. You cant fool THE EYES because THEY SEE. 12. THE EARTHQUAKES all have that one common factor: THAT QUEER SHAKE. 13. In elementary school math class, one learns that ELEVEN PLUS TWO equals thirteen, as does TWELVE PLUS ONE. 14. When the ELECTION RESULTS come in, people on the losing side often join in a chorus of LIES! LETS RECOUNT! And finally... 15. I really dont like it when my MOTHER-IN-LAW comes to visit. Shes like a WOMAN HITLER. (With apologies to all the NICE mothers-in-law out there!)
Posted on: Mon, 25 Aug 2014 00:44:34 +0000
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