And God Looked Down --- And saw that most seniors never get enough exercise. So in His wisdom God decreed that seniors would become forgetful, that they would have to search for their glasses, their keys and other things misplaced and therefore would do more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good. Then God saw there was yet another need. So God in His great wisdom made seniors lose coordination so they would drop things which would require them to bend and reach and stretch. And God looked down and saw that it was good. Then God considered the functioning of senior’s bladders and decided that in His wisdom there might be calls of nature more frequently, requiring more trips to the relief station that would thusly burn more calories. God looked down and saw that it was good. And so it was that seniors were obliged to exercise more from these senior shortcomings and did become more active as a result. So if you find you are required to get up and down more as you age, remember its Gods will and in your best interests, even though you mutter unprintable words under your breath. So now you know!
Posted on: Fri, 09 Jan 2015 01:11:20 +0000
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