And just to add to my post regarding the wonderful Xmas dinner at Natalies. Everybody, including me, commented on how fabulous the brussells sprouts were. To say they were just amazing would be an understatement, and I for one had quite a few helpings of those little green balls of yummy goodness :-), however, (yeah, theres a however), Those wonderful brussells are now doing what they do best, and as a direct result of this, the gas detector in the kitchen has unplugged itself from the wall, packed its bags, and buggered orf. It left a note. Dear Master. During my time of service in your kitchen I have put up with you spraying various substances into the air in pursuit of your normal line of work, including the 4 cans of expanding foam you squirted through the ceiling you twat !!!. I have endured the many noxious fumes that Sam has spread throughout the flat with her paint mixing thing and that bloody air spray gun compressor thingy. I have also put up with you deliberately letting one rip after a plate full of veggies right next to me just for a laugh, countless times !!!. And during all this, I have served you faithfully and never once complained. But this !!!, this is different you rotten git !!!, I never signed up for this, not this !!! GOODBYE !!!, you brussells munching bastard !!! Shame really, it was a great detector :-(
Posted on: Fri, 26 Dec 2014 00:28:03 +0000
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