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And now folks its time for don pardo to deliver our special illinois enema bandit-type announcement take it away, don this is a true story About a famous criminal From right around chicago This is the story of michael kenyon A man whos serving time at this very moment For the crime of armed robbery It so happened, that at the time of the robbery Michael, decided to give his female victims A little enema Apparently, there was no law against that But his name lives on Michael kenyon The illinois enema bandit! The illinois enema bandit I heard hes on the loose I heard hes on the loose Lord, the pitiful screams Of all them college-educated women... Boy, hed just be tyin em up (theyd be all bound down!) Just be pumpin every one of em up with all the bag fulla The illinois enema bandit juice He just be pumpin every one of em up with all the bag Fulla the illinois enema bandit juice He just be pumpin every one of em up with all the bag Fulla the illinois enema bandit juice He just be pumpin every one of em up with all the bag Fulla the illinois enema bandit juice The illinois enema bandit I heard it on the news I heard it on the news Bloomington illinois...he has caused some alarm Just sneakin around there From farm to farm Got a rubberized bag And a hose on his arm Lookin for some rustic co-ed rump That he just might wanna pump Lookin for some rustic co-ed rump That he just might wanna pump Lookin for some rustic co-ed rump That he just might wanna pump The illinois enema bandit One day hell have to pay One day hell have to pay The police will say, youre under arrest! And the judge would have him for a special guest The d.a. will order a secret test And stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his vest Then theyll put out a call for the jury folks And the judge would say, no poo-poo jokes! Then theyll drag in the bandit for all to see, Sayin dont nobody have no sympathy... Hot soap water in the first degree! And then the bandit might say, why is everybody looking at me? Well did you cause this misery? Well did you cause this kinda misery? Well did you cause this misery? Now, one girl shout: let the bandit be! Bandit are you guilty? Bandit are you guilty? tell me now, whats Your plea? Another girl shout: let the fiend go free! Are you guilty? bandit, did you do these deeds? The bandit say, it must be just what they all needs... it must be just what they all needs... it must be just what they all needs... it must be just what they all needs... it must be just what they all needs... it must be just what they all needs... Etc. repeat Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna enema Enema

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