Anecdote from Yuri Drukarov: A man decided to go on vacation abroad. Saved enough money to go to the warm sea with his wife. Before he checked out of the hotel he glanced at the Hotel bill and his eyes bulged with surprise. The bill was for 10,000 franks. Man ran to the hotel manager for explanation, What is all this for? Manager sais - Look here, Vinery trip with tasting -2000. - But I did not go!! - Says the man. - Its your own fault? - says manager, - we announced it every day. Next, fishing trip on a yaht - 3000. - I did not go there ether!! - Not our fault, - said the manager, - Yaht was available every day, you should have looked. Next, flight over the mountains on the helicopter, 5000. - What helicopter!! I did not fly anywhere!! - Well, it was here for you every day. - Oh, so? Then you require to 15000 for Moral compensation. - What is that all about? - Screams the manager. - For sleeping with my wife, - said the man. - I did not sleep with her!! - Well, its your own fault, she was on the beach in her bikini every day!!
Posted on: Fri, 25 Apr 2014 13:44:59 +0000