Annals of Obliviousness: The brilliant minds at J.P. Morgan came up with the idea of a question-and-answer session on Twitter using the hashtag #AskJPM, evidently unaware that everybody hates them. Hilarity ensued. Some samples: As a young sociopath, how can I succeed in finance? How can a company spend $100,000,000 per day on legal expenses and not be a criminal enterprise? Can I have my house back? Is it true that, while you dont always spit on poor people, when you do, you have perfect aim? Did you have a specific number of peoples lives you needed to ruin before you considered your business model a success? and Where do babies come from? After the insults started streaming in, JP Morgan cancelled the Twitter session, evidently unaware that you cant cancel Twitter. Good times.
Posted on: Fri, 15 Nov 2013 01:54:52 +0000
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