Another Bizarre Day in the Life of Solomon: Traveling abroad Ive met many people and it seemed the local freaks I knew couldnt be topped! Few were bizarre as this hooker, Kitty D. Supreme! We talked about her excerpts of the business and two stories made me choke on my own spit! She told me she had this client that was mature with dentures...he went down on her and as she got excited, she did her womanly twitch...his dentures came lose and his next dive into the abyss was halted and the dislodged denture plates almost bit her clit off! She reached down swinging with a haymaker and once connected to his dome, he looked up like a puppy...trying to mumble, what did I do...she fluently cussed him out and kicked him out! Moral of the Story: Dont be cheap, buy denture grip or pop ur teeth out before DIVING!!!!! ROFLMFAO Another time she told me about breaking her best pumps n losing her best wig in Chicago. She wasnt a Navaho...she was a Chicago-ho! She was trickin and a cop on the beat recognized her and told her to stop. Now you women know how hard it is to go on a steeple chase in high heel and six inch pumps make it worse!!! The foot chase was on...as she rounded the corner to head thru the park...SNAP, one heel down n she gimps high speed to try to get to cover but the fit officer pursued! She ran on one leg trying to take the good heel off so she could have even ground but soon found one bare foot and one shoe foot doesnt make it! Finally both shoes off she ran and leaped over a hill but didnt notice the tree branch was hanging too low for her Crystal Gale like sparkling wig...it caught air too and she was trapped by the tree...she said it almost snapped her neck! Tugging like a tractor pull she ripped out some of her own hair out cuz of too many bobby pins! BUT SHE GOT AWAY, BLOODY FEET AND HEAD!! Moral of the Story: Dont be a hooker unless u get ur hair done OUTSIDE THE HOOD!!! ROFLMFAO Ur WELCOME~~~$ol
Posted on: Mon, 29 Dec 2014 17:19:45 +0000
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