Another Nate n Me story: About a week ago Nate said: Hey Babe, I got paid. Me: Cool, how much? Nate: five. Me: five dollars? Nate: No babe, Alpaca Me: Wait... what... Alpacas? Nate: Yes Babe. Five Alpacas Me: You have a client who paid you with five Alpacas? Nate: Yes babe. Me: Who would do that? Nate: Client with the pig. Me: Wait..so you defended a pig and got paid with Alpacas? Nate: Yes Babe. Me: With tone of disbelief...hmmm...ok. Life goes on and Nate doesnt say anything more about it so I figured they werent coming. This morning he gets up and says, Hey Babe. Im taking truck to Port Townsend. Me: Ok. Whats up? Nate: theyre coming today. Me: whos coming today? Nate: The Alpaca. Me: Wait. What? Today? Nate: Yes. Babe. Me: Well..but wait...today? Nate: Yes Babe. Me: Why today? Nate: They got evicted. Me: Wait? Who got evicted? The Alpacas? Nate: No babe. My clients. Me: So the clients with the pig got evicted? Nate: Yes Babe. Me: And theyre paying you with Alpacas? Nate: Yes Babe. Me: And the Alpacas are coming today because your clients got evicted? Nate: Yes Babe. Me: Are you clients coming with them? Nate: No Babe. And then he left. Ive never touched an Alpaca let alone cared for one. But I kissed him goodbye knowing he is an extraordinary man. To defend others who have nothing and doing it like hes being paid millions.
Posted on: Mon, 17 Nov 2014 17:42:34 +0000
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